Haikus

Haikus have lately been a running joke at work for me and a couple of my co-workers. We were recently inspired to write Haikus about St. Louis. Here are my co-worker Brad's:
Bud brewed here in town.
Good times always in the 'Lou!
Have you seen my pants?

An observation
Transplanted here in the city.
What's with the High Schools?

Here are mine:
Busch brews in the 'Lou
How many Busches can you drink?
None. Busch makes me barf.

Like the old song says,
"In the 'Lou, I will meet you"
Then we'll get busy.

Later, there was a discussion about a lunch trip on Friday. So, I made a lunch Haiku in keeping with Brad's first St. Louis Haiku above:
Brad wants to get drunk
At lunch, what fun will that be?
Nudity, I hope!

I also wrote a Big Lebowski Haiku just for fun:
New sh*t's come to light.
This aggression will not stand.
Need a white russian.